Too Weird to Live and Too Rare to Die.

footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multi...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:02:28 -0400

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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crossfitmomma: #Positive thinking= positive results. More than...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:03:22 -0400

crossfitmomma:

#Positive thinking= positive results. More than ever I fully believe this. #Success and #happiness is the only option. #lml #happy #itsallforthem #motivation #dedication #inspiration #goals #determination #itsallgonnabeok (at ⬆Nowhere but UP ⬆)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:51:44 -0400

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"Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love."

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:09:45 -0400

“Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love.”

- David Levithan, Every Day (via larmoyante)

"Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re going to do now and do it."

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:37:41 -0400

“Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re going to do now and do it.”

- William Durant (via larmoyante)

anndruyan: alkahestic: introducing Suave Scientist Ed i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:47 -0400

anndruyan:

alkahestic:

introducing Suave Scientist Ed

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you

fuckyeahtattoos: Octopus tattoo Done by Laura Lenihan Ten Tonne...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:59:49 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

Octopus tattoo

Done by Laura Lenihan

Ten Tonne Tattoo, Purley, London

http://www.lauralenihan.com/

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:38 -0400

"Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:24 -0400

“Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.”

- Stephen King, The Shawshank Redemption (via larmoyante)

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gamefreaksnz: Destiny trailer reveals the law of the jungle...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:12 -0400

gamefreaksnz:

Destiny trailer reveals the law of the jungle

Bungie has released a new trailer for Destiny that is a mix of live-action and CGI.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:53 -0400

fartgallery: silver-the-little-monster: fartgallery: just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:45:08 -0400

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

talk about a blow job

im going to have to inflate first

hopefully I dont burst early

the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground

theres a party in my pants

i might have to pump it a little first

im gonna have pop-pop

haha yeah

I didn’t laugh until haha yeah